“John will you listen to me?”
“This is not a date.”
“Isn’t a date where two people whom are somewhat attracted to each other go out and have a good time?”
“I’m not attracted to you Sherlock-“
“Your dilated pupils and the consistency of your dry lips proves otherwise John.”
John looked up at Sherlock. The man was insane. But was most likely correct.
(Feel free to add if you’d like. I was bored.)
(via fyeahsherlockandjohn)
Source: drwhogeek10
What.
I’m too old for this. I’ll still be figuring this out in 2049.

